What is a zombie?

I’ve been busy today putting The Zombie Preparedness Initiative  on Yellow Alert, based on recent events in Miami.  (Busy, in between my nap, mowing the lawn, and grilling dinner on my backyard deck.)

If you’re not up-to-date on the story, yesterday around 2pm, a man was shot 5 times while eating the face of another man on a bridge in miami.  It was only the 6th and final shot (most likely to the head) that caused the assailant to stop feeding on his victim.  Through being shot 5 times, he continuted to take bites of, chew, and swallow a man’s face.

You might think “It’s probably drugs, or he’s crazy.”  I say, regardless of whether it’s caused by a virus or a parasite or drug induced, the man was a zombie.

In other news, it’s been a lazy day around the house.  Mowed the lawn, grilling a fantastic supper, and had a beautiful nap.

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One thought on “What is a zombie?

  1. Dear Victor,

    I haven’t been getting email notifications that you’ve posted on this blog for some reason, even though I got them at the beginning. I’ll unfollow then follow again to see if it kicks it back into touch.

    Love Dotty xxx

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